Date 1
 
To prepare for a big date, a young man went on top of the  roof of his
apartment building in order to get a little tan for himself. Not  wanting
any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the  young
man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get sunburned on  his
"tool of trade". Being very determined the young man decided  not to miss
his date because it was with a hot blonde. So, he decided to put  some
lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze, feeling this should  resolve
his painful situation. 
 
The blonde showed up for the date at  his apartment, and the young man
treated her to a home cooked dinner, after  which they went into the living
room to watch a movie. During the movie,  
however, the young man's sunburn started acting up. After several  minutes
of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused, went to the kitchen,  and
poured a tall, cold glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member  in
the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde,  however,
wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him  with his
Johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Baffled the blonde exclaimed,  "So,
THAT'S how you load those things!"